accomplished twins. life is a go
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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