so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.