Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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