I looked at my own cervix.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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