Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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