who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The adults are the big ones right?
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