I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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