how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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