It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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