Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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