The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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