she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I'm both gender and math confused
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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