Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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