i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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