Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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