i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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