so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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