we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
my poor anus
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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