whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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