Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
His nipple licking is glorious
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