where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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