just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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