Betty ford says i'm here all night
where am i from again
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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