i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
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The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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