So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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