Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I have aggressive nipples.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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