searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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