even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Still dying that you shit outside
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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