my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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