I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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