I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
