Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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