like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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