I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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