sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
The air taste purple.
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