Capitaan dildo arrescate!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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