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i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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