I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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