Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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