Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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