He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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