He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
false alarm, still single
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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