TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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