I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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