I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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