i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Randomize
