What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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