I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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