she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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