Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Someone signed my nipple.
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