with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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