me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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