Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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