shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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