chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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