do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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