You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
